Kiss Your WHAT?!?

In the morning at breakfast. Lily is sitting at the table. I am in the living room sitting on the couch folding laundry.

Lily: (whining) "Owie, owie, I got an owie, Mommy!"

Me: "Oh, what happened? Are you okay?"

Lily: (still whining) "Owie, Mommy, kiss it! Kiss it!"

Me: "Okay, come here and I will kiss it better."

Lily: (now running to me) "Kiss it mommy, kiss my butt! Kiss my butt!"

Me: (errrrrr. . .) "How about I blow it a kiss?"

Lily: (butt towards me and sticking in my face) "No, Mommy, kiss it!"

Me: (errrr. . .what choice did I have?) "Muah." (right on the toosh)

Lily: (now going back to finish her breakfast) "Thank you, Mommy, for kissing my butt."

Me: "Your welcome." (at least she was polite! :) )